Jordyn 24, Programmer (kind of maybe)
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Otherwise Got a job.

Last updated: June 10, 2014
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this-is-chris-colfers-world:

hey-bad-batter-hey:

imjustkt:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.

"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3  hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY

Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t

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fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

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cassbones:

kaliforniia-kueen:

midnight-sun-rising:


You know there are programs that can change your daughters confused predilections.

My heart fucking broke during this scene. 

This was my favourite scene. He’s a military man who comes off as a typical “manly man” and he stands up for his daughter being lesbian. This scene was heartbreaking but fucking beautiful.

I remember seeing a glimpse of him in season one and thinking ‘Wow, I bet he’ a hard ass,’ and that he’d be disappointed that his daughter is a convict, and I had no idea that Poussey was a lesbian yet so I didn’t even have an opinion about that, but man was I wrong.
So many of the ‘background’ and supporting characters are done so well and are so complex and dynamic, whereas most shows tend to go for the static supporters. 
Reason 2347927482394782392138 why I love oitnb

cassbones:

kaliforniia-kueen:

midnight-sun-rising:

You know there are programs that can change your daughters confused predilections.

My heart fucking broke during this scene. 

This was my favourite scene. He’s a military man who comes off as a typical “manly man” and he stands up for his daughter being lesbian. This scene was heartbreaking but fucking beautiful.

I remember seeing a glimpse of him in season one and thinking ‘Wow, I bet he’ a hard ass,’ and that he’d be disappointed that his daughter is a convict, and I had no idea that Poussey was a lesbian yet so I didn’t even have an opinion about that, but man was I wrong.

So many of the ‘background’ and supporting characters are done so well and are so complex and dynamic, whereas most shows tend to go for the static supporters. 

Reason 2347927482394782392138 why I love oitnb